WTH Advice

Dear Pastor ,

I must commend you on the wonderful work you have been doing over the years. I have been reading your columns since the age of 13. I never thought that I would one day be writing to you.
I am now 37 years old. I am a Jamaican but I am living in England. About four years ago, I met this Jamaican woman. She is 32 years old. Pastor, if I could go back to the day I met her, I would have stayed in my yard for six months just to make sure I never met her. Of all the women that I have been with, she has got to be the worst in every way. She is loud, shallow, overbearing, and always swearing. She has no manners or respect for me or anyone, especially people without money, and she is very ungrateful.

No matter what you do for this woman, it's never enough. She is one of those women that the Bible calls quarrelsome. I do everything for this woman: pay her rent, buy her food, buy her clothes, and take care of her other bills. I even paid someone to marry her so she could stay here legally.

Well, despite all I did, she cheated on me for a hairdo. A hairdo, pastor, a hairdo? I am still with her but I am not happy. We live together and it kills me when I have to go home in the evenings after work. She doesn't like children either. I have two sons from my previous relationships and she never once asked how they are doing. She gets upset whenever I speak of or to my boys; she gets upset, as if she doesn't want me to speak to my children or their mums. She got pregnant for me twice but she aborted them.

fed up
All she wants to do is dress up, put on false hair, false nails, and false everything. She even wants to do breast enlargement. She loves material things and likes guys with money. I can't save any money because of her. All she does is spend, spend, spend and keeps on spending.

I am fed up, Pastor, honestly, and I don't know what to do. I mean, I love her but I am unhappy with her. She complains about everything I do. For example, when I go to work, I may come home tired and fall asleep. She will then complain that I sleep too much. When it's not that, she complains about when I eat and how I eat. If I go on the Internet, she complains. She hardly wants to have sex. She complains that I love sex too much.

Please, pastor, I need your help. I have prayed to God to take away this love that I feel for her. I am sad and confused. I am awaiting your best advice.

K.C., Bristol, United Kingdom

Dear K.C.,
I hope you are not Jamaican. I would hate to think that you are Jamaican, because you would have shamed every Jamaican man because you are behaving senselessly. You are a man who is devoid of understanding, the woman is socking it to you and who can blame her? Where 'yuh' come from, man? Anybody who knows you would laugh at you.

You should not ask me what you should do. You are not behaving as a man. I am not even going to tell you to leave this woman, because by telling you so, I would be robbing the woman of all the goodies she has been enjoying because of your lack of common sense.
Pastor

lmao @ this response